October 1, 2014

October 1, 2014

fishheart4121:

When I first joined Tumblr:

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Now:

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(via sarcastic-snowflake)

October 1, 2014

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

October 1, 2014

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

October 1, 2014

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October 1, 2014
mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

October 1, 2014

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October 1, 2014

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: mythaelogy, via bebeplz)

October 1, 2014

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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October 1, 2014

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October 1, 2014

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October 1, 2014
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via perks-of-being-chinese)

October 1, 2014
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via frozeninarendelle)

October 1, 2014

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via bastille)

October 1, 2014

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

(Source: whatever-fuckboy, via castielgetoutofmyassbutt)

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