little blood orange riding hood
turn down for what
That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
|child I am babysitting:||How do you get grownup teeth?|
|me:||You lose your baby teeth|
|child I am babysitting:||they fall out!?|
|me:||they fall out|
|child I am babysitting:||do you still have your baby eyes?|
|child I am babysitting:||or did they fall out|
|me:||you keep the same eyes all your life|
|child I am babysitting:||*touches eyes* whoa|
Wrestling is real and I will die for this
Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
Following more than one person with the same icon
hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?