July 21, 2014

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

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July 21, 2014
telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

(via fake-mermaid)

July 21, 2014

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via fake-mermaid)

July 21, 2014

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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July 21, 2014
child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
July 21, 2014
nostalgiaultra:

Wrestling is real and I will die for this

nostalgiaultra:

Wrestling is real and I will die for this

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July 21, 2014
microsoftpussy:

INSTASLEEPIN

microsoftpussy:

INSTASLEEPIN

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July 21, 2014

kyubox-incubox:

Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”

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July 21, 2014

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July 21, 2014

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July 21, 2014

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via awkwardvagina)

July 21, 2014

boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

(via illegalmath)

July 21, 2014

givemeyourwifipassword:

Following more than one person with the same icon

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July 21, 2014

dutchster:

lifesbetter:

dutchster:

hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?

no… what?….

excellent

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July 21, 2014

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