isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
(Source: , via fake-mermaid)
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once
- is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of...